I dare you. If you knew me when I was younger you would know that was all it took to make me do things I probably shouldn’t have. That’s the reason I hold the dubious honour of doing a bungee jump at the Rand Easter Show. Not at some fabulous waterfall, or bridge or river …. over a slab of concrete. At a tacky annual agricultural and exhibition show. And I really shouldn’t mention the car my friends and I borrowed and crashed at 15. The car belonging to my friend’s father. That I drove into a restaurant wall. And only because the boys in class said we’d never dare. I realised today that those three words still do it for me. Sneaky B took this of me this am. And no I’m not meditating Jo. Some of you won’t get the humour, but those who shared a boardroom table with me, you will. And those of you who like me, until I came to Australia, have never ever cleaned your own kitchen floor on your hands and knees, you will. Those of you who know I value honesty above most things, but still seem to need to keep up appearances, you will. B never thought I’d share this. Not exactly a good look. The I dare you was implied. Damn I am a sucker. But, you should see my floor.
Trust you … and I tried to smudge it … not really honest, but definitely not a good look.
Beautiful! I so get that. You are brave, and I DARE you to come on over and clean my kitchen floor too! xxx
Thank you gorgeous … I’ll hold onto the brave … and you can do your own kitchen floor. I dare you.
…there’s a little spot of dirt just next to the door that you missed…look closely…
Piss off. You try it one day. It’s amazing how multi faceted I have become. Talents I never thought I had. And get that mind out of the gutter.
One thing missing though – u would of said “fcuk” this floor is dirty in your Jupiter days xxxxxx
No, Ursh, I would have said, fuck this floor is dirty, clean it!!!!! xx
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Owen Leed Love it
February 8 at 12:32pm · Like
Kerry Solomon I think you look quite beautiful actually – all tanned and healthy and what a lovely tiny waste you have! Much more stylish than I looked yesterday as I took on my kitchen floor! 🙂
February 8 at 12:41pm · Like
Owen Leed Hear hear – great pic!
February 8 at 12:55pm · Like
Kath Anderson You look fab Lianne and so does your floor! I love reading your posts each day!
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